Told my friend a joke 

Sure enuff he didn't get it 

Threw my dad a bone 

But the fucker didn't fetch it 

Held a kid for ransom 

But noone cared to cough up 

Brought me home some bacon 

But noone cared to fry it 



Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick 

Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick 



Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick 

Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick 



Drove my parents nuts 

And the idiots plan to stop me 

Broke some assholes nose 

But he laughed and said he loved it 

Asked a hooker for a nickle 

But the slut couldn't spare it 

Sucked my mama's dick 

And she pretended not to like it 



Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick 

Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick 



Scumbag - Get off my fuckin' dick 

Scumbag - You make me fuckin' sick 



Fed up fed up fed up