In the garden of Eden 

In the middle of last week 

There was Adam and Eve 

Plus myself, a.k.a. the Proto-Geek 

Feel alone? Just date the snake 

Since you're wheel no. 5, just accept your fate 



Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek 

The future's lookin' god damn bleak 

Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek 

It's a pest when you're the best at suckin' the worst 

Hup-two, left right, ein zwei 

Proto-Geek 



The godfather of Smiths 

and blueprint for all dorks 

Never could talk that talk or walk that walk 

Feel alone? Just date the snake 

Since you're wheel no. 5, just accept your fate 



Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek 

The future's lookin' god damn bleak 

Proto-Geek, Proto-Geek 

It's a pest when you're the best at suckin' the worst 

Hup-two, left right, ein zwei 

Proto-Geek