Hefner
The Hymn for the Cigarettes
tabbed by Jason The Great (DAWgAWD@HoTMaiL.com)

VERSE
G|------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-7--3/7-7--3/7-7--3/7-7-7-5-0-----------------------------|
E|--------------------------------7-7--3/7-7--3/7-7-3/7-7-5-0-|
(play that about a million times)

CHORUS
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
(it also sounds good if you play it on the 1's and 2's of the A and D)

SECOND VERSE
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7---7-7-7-|
(play that for a while, then play it normal)

BRIDGE ("I don't want to stay in love")
G|---------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|
(this might be slightly off)

in the words of that guy who tabbed all those rage songs...
"any simularity between this tab and the actual song is purely
 coincidental"