It started on the real world

A hot tub full of hot girls

Grindin' every frat boy and freak



Line up all the idols

Who paint on phony smiles

Tryin' to ride the fast track for free



Whose the biggest loser?

I'll bust the biggest boozer

Bigger ratings for MTV



All the soul survivors

Still stranded on the island

Lyin' through their teeth for money



[Chorus]

So everybody dance, and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it

CHA-CHING!

When you take off all your clothes

When you strike a playboy pose

Then you gotta bring it

CHA-CHING!



Everybody stop and stare

Kardashian's ass is everywhere

If you missed it, watch TMZ



Pretendin' to be lesbians

And Tila's payinl all of them 

While Flavor Flave is gets fucked up for free



Guess whose livin real large 

It's mini me, the porn star

Google it, i'll think you'll agree



And all the hotties on the hills

Just gettin' rich and makinl deals

While you and I are watchin' TV



[Chorus]

So everybody dance, and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it

CHA-CHING!

When you take off all your clothes

When you strike a playboy pose

Then you gotta bring it

CHA-CHING!



The All American Dream

Is gettin' 15 for free



The All American Dream is so skin deep



It started on the real world

A hot tup full of hot girls

Grindin' every frat boy and freak



[Chorus x2]

So everybody dance, and everybody sing

If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star

Yeah we can swing it

CHA-CHING!

When you take off all your clothes

When you strike a playboy pose

Then you gotta bring it

CHA-CHING!



So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes

15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on

(CHA-CHING!)

So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your 15 minutes

15's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on

(CHA-CHING!)