Long time ago I met a guy in Samoony
All by myself in the local saloon
His name was Jack and I just couldn't force him
To come with me home, all to Brown Moon

Oh, lord, how I'm gonna miss him
I can't tell you how I'm diggin' him
He's just dynamite

Oh, lord, how can I reach him?
I can't tell you how I need him
He's out of sight

Then one day, it was July last summer
For a moment I just couldn't believe my eyes
I saw him talking to the girls at the corner
Fat as can be, sure it's not a lie

Oh, lord, I never gonna miss him
I can tell you I never gonna dig him
He's a fatty guy

Oh, lord, I never gonna need him
'Cause then I always have to feed him
Fat Jack, bye, bye

Fat Jack, Fat Jack, baby
Fat Jack, bye, bye, baby
Fat Jack, Fat Jack, baby
Fat Jack, bye, bye, baby

Long time ago I met a guy in Samoony
All by myself in the local saloon
His name was Jack and I just couldn't force him
To come with me home, all to Brown Moon

Oh, lord, I never gonna miss him
I can tell you I never gonna dig him
He's a fatty guy

Oh, lord, I never gonna need him
'Cause then I always have to feed him
Fat Jack, bye, bye

Fat Jack, Fat Jack, baby
Fat Jack, bye, bye, baby
Fat Jack, Fat Jack, baby
Fat Jack, bye, bye, baby

Fat Jack, Fat Jack, baby
Fat Jack, bye, bye, baby
Fat Jack, Fat Jack, baby
Fat Jack, bye, bye, baby