somebody told me she was seein somebody new when they 
described him i thought no that cant be true and i saw 
him last night when i looked at him all i could say was 
oh my god theyre right you gotta be kiddin me 

hes gotta mustache has she lost her mind hes gotta 
mustache straight outa 1979 

he looks like a porn star i bet he goes to the tanning 
bed he needs a big gold chain shirt unbuttoned and a 
hairy chest i bet he wears brute 33 and a spedo at the 

hes gotta mustache has she lost her mind hes gotta 
mustache straight outa 1979 

im sure hes an alright guy i really outa cut him slack it 
dont mater how hard i try i cant get past the fact 

unfreakin believable 

hes gotta mustache hes gotta mustache straight outa 1979 
on some guys they look great but hes gotta mustache alan 
jackson he aint hes gotta mustache hes actually gotta 
mustache