You call me up & ask me "what you're doing tonight?" 
well maybe I'll stay home & commit suicide,
or go out and pick up a fight, or get wasted in the 
toilet light, 

I'm just a toilet boy, everything you love I just wanna 
destroy, 
my life's a dark place and there ain't no joy,
I'm just a toilet boy, toilet boy, toilet boy,
Your little sister she's my sex toy, 
my life's a dark place and there aint no joy, 
I'm just a toilet boy, toilet boy

I'm a flying shit bomb yo your sorry face, 
I'm a walking middle finger, I'm a hooker with aids, 
hey what the fuck you're gonna do about it?
Your world is my toiled anyway.