My friends got dogging sisters 

Two girls with lots of blisters 

They capture colour pictures 

To send to confused vicars 

They meet on concrete byways 

Carbon monoxide hide-aways 

Arranged by mobile updates 

The latest text technology 



To all you dogging sisters looking for release 

Knock yourselves out and stand up proud 

And dog for your beliefs 



So to these dogging sisters 

Reviled yet ambidextrous 

They know their fiat uno 

They know their s-reg lexus 

So sandy in his wisdom 

On one knee went to kiss them 

He promised not to hit them 



And they all drove to heaven 



To all you dogging sisters looking for release 

Knock yourselves out and stand up proud 

And dog for your beliefs