When you're smiling
There in your attire
Fancy styling!
Right here by the fire
Quite beguiling
My, don't you inspire

I'm Santariffic if I do say so
Plump and tender
Ev'ryone just pauses
My, the splendor
Wonder what the cause is
Far from slender
How lucky Mrs. Claus is

I'm Santariffic if I do say so
All those plates of cookies
All those mugs of milk
Make my beard as white as snow
Make my skin as soft as silk

Everyone's got crushes
Someone call a coppa
Everybody blushes
At the big show stoppa
You're so luscious
Baby come to papa!
Oh if I do say
Baby, what do you say

I'm Santariffic if I do say so
All those plates of cookies
All those mugs of milk
Make my beard as white as snow
Make my skin as soft as silk

Everyone's got crushes
Someone call a coppa
Everybody blushes
At the big show stoppa
You're so luscious
Baby come to papa!

Oh if I do say
Baby, what do you say
I'm Santariffic if I do say so
I'll stuff your stockin'
If you jingle my bells yeah