Now that I'm married, I go ragged all the time
 And I wish I was a single girl again
 Oh, I wish I was a single girl again.

 When I was single, I ate ice cream and pie
 Now that I'm married, it's cornbread or die
 And I wish I was a single girl again
 Oh, I wish I was a single girl again.

 When I was single, marryin' I did crave
 Now that I'm married, I'm worse than a slave
 And I wish I was a single girl again
 Oh, I wish I was a single girl again.

 Big old no good old husband, layin' there in bed
 So tired and lazy, can't lift up his head
 And I wish I was a single girl again
 Oh, I wish I was a single girl again.

 Lay in bed and jump a mile, at the slightest noise
 Big protectin' husband, out with the boys
 And I wish I was a single girl again
 Oh, I wish I was a single girl again.

 Clean the house and wash the clothes, then it's time to cook
 Big old lazy husband, readin' funny books
 And I wish I was a single girl again
 Oh, I wish I was a single girl again.

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