Dear mom, I'm sorry for all those crazy things I did. I'm sorry, I was just a kid. Like the time I put holes in your wall with my ninja stars. Or the time I feel asleep and took the bumper off your car. Dear mom, I'm sorry for all the things I'm doing now. 7 years in college and I'm still not out. Not a doctor or a lawyer, in a crappy punk band. 25 years old and still more of a kid than a man. I'm sorry for being a bum wastin' time dreaming. I wish I had success for you. So I could buy you a house on the hill. You could play bingo and just chill. I wish I had success of you.