It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere

Sitting beside me was a man with no hair

From the look on his face and the size of his toes

He comes from a place that nobody knows



Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why



I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee

He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie

He's been talking to Mars but I think he's wacky

He says they'll come get him, come get him some day



He says where he's from is called Albertane

There they use more than 10% of the brain

But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave

They run around in underwear and they never shave



Or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating

If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why



[Repeat Chorus]



This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird

Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird



For the love of Pete come in!

This is Baby Bird...sorry I was watching Court TV

Do you copy? Do you copy?

Of course we copy...24 hours a day...in color



You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest

The man sitting by me who was barely dressed

Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane

And left me at the bus stop just barely sane



I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about Milwaukee

I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie

I'm talking to Mars you may think I'm wacky

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday

I know they'll come get me and take me away

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday

If not tomorrow then maybe today