Well, I have got no money but I am doin' fine.

I'm just a hillbilly hell-raiser; I'm tryin' to kill my time.

An' I'm lookin' for that gal, about five foot ten.

An' I'm gonna take her down that road of livin' a life of sin.



Because I'm drinkin', druggin': I'm havin' lots of fun.

I always carry round my loaded shotgun.

If I think I'm gonna have a bad time,

I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine.



-Instrumental break-



Well, I once had this gal: I thought she'd be my bride.

But then she had to leave my ass for that other guy.



An' now I'm drinkin', druggin': I'm havin' lots of fun.

I always carry round my loaded shotgun.

If I think I'm gonna have a bad time,

I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine.



-Instrumental break-



Well, I don't really care if you hate me, you see,

'Cause I'm just a country boy from the state of Tennessee.

A little bit crazy, on the loudish side,

'Cause I like drink my whiskey an' I like to get high.



An' now I'm drinkin', druggin': I'm havin' lots of fun.

I always carry round my loaded shotgun.

If I think I'm gonna have a bad time,

I got a little bit of smoke an' a whole lotta wine.