I might get drunk and rob a bank,

shoot my car if it don't crank

Try to raise a little Cain,

mess the walls up with some paint

Might even join a rodeo,

ride my horse to Buffalo,

change my name to Bill -

I don't think I ever will

But I can't promise you I won't

Some people do, some people don't

Some people win, some people lose

Some people never get to choose

All you can do is the best you can

and hope things work out like you plan

I plan to stay but I might go

I can't say cause I don't know.

(Instrumental break)

I might become the president

and tell the world I'm heaven sent

Take up drinking cold iced tea,

quit watching women and tv

Might even smoke those cigarettes,

play my guitar like Dickey Betts

Get in miss Shania's pants -

I don't think I've got a chance

But I ain't sayin' I won't try

to do it all before I die

I just might win, but if I lose,

well I'll just blame it on the booze

Cause I'm just doin the best I can,

and I hope ya understand

I plan to stay, but I might go

and if I do, I told you so