Uh, four score and seven beers ago, uh huh 

Uh, sittin' on the front stoop, wonderin' what we gon' 
do? 
What the world come to, who you gonna run to? 
Another year older, and deeper in debt 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent, uh 
You pay those bills and you get that rent 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent, ah 

Fillin' up the backpack, back in the Cadillac 
Rollin' down to DC to get my money back 
Yo, this is awesome, a-loadin' up a shotgun 
A-bury me in cash in a big black coffin 
A-runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out 
In the Oval Office like, “EMPTY YO' POCKETS!” 
Stickin' up Congress, purses, watches 

Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 
I don't make no money, don't make no sense 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 
You gotta pay those bills, you gotta get that rent 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 
Another year older and deeper in debt 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 

Walk through the doorway lookin' so cool 
Chrome six-shooter, feelin' old school 
Walk through the doorway feelin' old school 
Chrome six-shooter, lookin' so cool 
Get on the flo' and gimme yo' loot 
Come on, mo-fo', I ain't scared to shoot 

I betcha won't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span 
Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend 
Can't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span 
Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend 
Won't catch me, man, Fox News, C-Span 
Back-to-back broadcasts, shows all weekend 
Bugged-out burglarin', hurdle secret service men 

I ain't seen green since I don't know when 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 
I don't make no money, don't make no sense 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 
You gotta pay those bills, you gotta get that rent 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 
Another year older and deeper in debt 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 

Well, I ain't seen green since I don't know when 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 
Don't make no money, don't make no sense 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 

It's nothing symbolic, like burning the flag 
Just put all your wallets into the bag 
You've robbed me for years and I want it all back 
And thatÂ…Â… And thatÂ…Â… 
And that and that and that and that 

Runnin' through the White House, mask on, lights out 
In the Oval Office like, “EMPTY YO' POCKETS!” 
Stickin' up Congress, purses, watches 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Dent 
Oh, man, this is awesome, loadin' up a shotgun 
Bury me in cash in a big black coffin 
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em 
Shoot ‘em if the cops come 
I'm gonna rob the Prez-O-Den-tahhhhhhh