Here she lies in the fleecy gown
By my side in the eiderdown
But she can't get a ticket to morning town
Cause I've got restless legs

Boring though this film may be
Slumber still won't visit thee
So long as you stay next to me
For I have restless legs

Milky drink and sudafed
That should sort you out she said
As I kicked myself clean out of the bed
Praise my restless legs

Homeopathic cures I sort
All in all its come to nought
I wish it was some astronaut
Who had these restless legs

4:06 and I'm wide awake
And an uncontrollable urge to take
A 5 mile hike around the Ogwen Lake
Just to stretch these restless legs

No sympathy from Uncle Greg
Nor indeed from Aunty Meg
But thank god I'm not Jake the peg
With an extra restless leg

So come the day when I don't exist
And worms are flying through the graveyard mist
Don't go botherin' the exorcist
Its just my restless legs
Its just my restless legs