Me and my motor neurone
We just want to be on our own
Without Ian “Sludge” Lees.

Let's not go out tonight
There's a great film on tonight
About a couple on a caravan holiday
With Peter Grummitt as an acid casualty
Set in Norfolk and it's called
Godzilla eats Diss

Don't know much about the Highway Code
And I've never read On The Road
I don't read, I just memorise names
So I can stagger through bohemian games
And I'm going nowhere really slow
The last man who went to mow, oh

Come on into my world
Where everything is done without Carla Lane
Come into my world
Where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit

All my dreams are nondescript
In Nothing-Much-Next-The-Sea
I saw Jesus but he didn't see me
If looks could kill I'd be all right
Oh let there be light

Come on into my world
Where everything is done without Carla Lane
Come into my world
Where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit

Come on into my world
Come on into my world
Come on into my world
Come on into my world

Where Vanburn Holder joins a local grindcore outfit
Where everything is done without Carla Lane
A world in which Grant Baynham
Burns in front of his children

Come on into my world
Come on into my world
Come on into my world
Come on into my world

Come on into my world
Where everything is done without Carla Lane
Come into my world
Where Vanburn Holder joins the local, joins a local, 
joins a local grindcore outfit