Cross-creviced chasms vast 

And endless plains of unshaven ass 

Out time in Hell draws to the last 

We call upon the Master of the Pit 

Have you got a toilet? I must take a shit! 

Open your gates, Lord of Hate 

Or your front porch is gonna get it! 

Very well, I'll use my sword 

It's very good at crushing doors 

We call you out, over-rated Overlord! 



The root of all evil and hatred and shame... 

So many victims, so many names 

But...they are all the same 

Ereshkigal? 

Charun? 

Helel ben Shara? 

Lucifer? 

Satan? 

We would know who you are! 



He is the one who will not be named 

He is the one who will not be blamed 

For nothing 



The realm of the sun we have left far behind 

And damned in the darkness 

We have groped with the blind 

Cannot remember time... 

We summon the Lord of Hell 

So come forth now! I have your smell! 

Cologne! Cheap shit, and lots of it! 



They are the ones who will not be named 

They are the ones that will not be blamed 

They are the ones that are turning the screws 



(Jewcifer) 

Lord of the Underworld 

Welcome GWAR to my domain 

It's nice to be called on with so many names 

Now what's that about kicking my ass? 



He is the one who will not be named 

He is the one who will not be blamed 

They are the ones that are turning the screws 



The Lord of the Underworld 

Let's give the devil his due 

The legions of Hell lay broken and shorn 

The brothers of GWAR have slain through the storm 

The gate it is broken, the Master is slain 

The Fortress of GWAR is now ripe to reclaim 

We wasted Hell in the name of GWAR 

Though to tell you the truth, we're not really sure where we are