As rehearsals progress 

the fly cannonballs tumbling 

the spy and the phantom deny public interview 

grandstand productions 

presents and interesting light 

and we give you the "no show" 

come premier night 

curtain not opening 

fly comes out 

swallows the microphone 

now you can't hear 

everyone stares 

you can't move through the tension 

do we have another no show? 

An honorable mention?