Five o'clock shadow seven days a week
I wear my hat to breakfast, and breakdance in my sleep
Grab my keys, spin that wheel

People everywhere going crazy
I'll have to stand in line
Money burning holes in my shrink-fit 501 Levi's
Let the big wheel roll
Let the damn big wheel roll

The Maidenform Woman cooks my dinner right
Spilled wine cooler on the bar, Rosie got uptight
Set me free, spin that wheel

People everywhere getting lucky
Making with that Big League Chew
Guess I'll just trade for what's behind door number two
Let the big wheel roll
Let the damn big wheel roll

I drive a jacked up four wheel drive
Feel big like Mr T
The babe that's riding shotgun
She's a teenage sex machine

People everywhere getting happy
No need to break in line
Just jump in on the chorus
And don't get out of time
And let the big wheel roll