You gave me no warning
You gave me no sign at all
And baby I wonder why
You don’t even
Give me a call

Now you say I’m a rabbit
Like any other vegetarian fool
But you’ve got a nose like a carrot baby
Tell me
Why
Did it knock on my door?

Was it my conviction baby?
The stickers on my bicycle?
My hippie hippie sandals baby?
You almost got hysterical

Don’t let me be
The sucker of the century
I don’t believe
All the things you’re telling me

You jumped up
And did it
I still got some green peas in my hair
You finished my salad baby
There was certainly something in the air
I shouted Amnesty Given!
I admit, it was the killing joke
Like an idiot
Like an idiot, I followed you home

Was it your pro necklace baby?
The stickers on your Cadillac?
Your yuppie yuppie scandals? Hey hey!
A million things I didn’t say?

Don’t let me be
The sucker of the century
I don’t believe
All the things you’re telling me

Don’t let me be
The sucker of the century
I don’t believe
All the things you keep on telling me

(007 like theme)

Don’t!

Don’t!
Don’t let me be
The sucker of the century
I don’t believe
All the things you’re telling me

Don’t let me be
The sucker of the century
I don’t believe
All the things you’re telling me

Don’t let me be
The sucker of the century
I don’t believe
All the things you keep on

Hey
Ah!

Century
Sucker of the century