Hey Shplang!
Shiggity shiggity shwaa

Guess what idioth?
What you did today?

Uhh...

Wraaaang!

Hey!
I got a new Super88 System.

You did not!

Swear to God; I got it at Chunky's for 2 dollar-es.

Oh yeah? Let me see it.....
Wow.

Yeah, you like that idiot.
I do.
I got it, you don't.
Shutup.

God damn.

Hey, guess what?

What?

It has new game.

What game?

I want to play it!
The game is called Mario Twins.

They look the same.

Well

Good gawd...they look so God damn like the same person.
I would say to them "You want ice cream cone?"
Both of them say yes.
How in the hell?

They are twins. That's why.

What the hell?
Hey, Let's play it. Ready?

Alright.

Do it.

There it goes.

[off-key vocal version of mario levels]

Hey Shplang, Shplang!

Uh oh, You found the Princess!
Wraaaang!
She's in another house.
Go away!

What in the hell she is doing?
What in the hell?

Hey, crap on this.
Let's go play Super Mario's Punch-off!

Alright. Let's quit this game.

[beep]