My baby gives me back rubs - she throws great pizza dough

She helps me push my car - when it will not go

I need not defend her - some people run and scream

Daily she says no to the coach of the baseball team



'cause she the Beast with five hands

The Beast with five hands

Don't you try and take her

Don't you know that I'm her man

She's my baby baby yeah the Beast with five hands



When we're at the movies - she makes feel alright

One arm's wrapped around me - two arms hold me tight

Arm four holds the popcorn - arm five holds the drink

There's no other girl I'd rather have I do not think



'cause she's....



I really love you baby - you really drive me wild

Especially when all 25 of your nails are filed

You really make me happy - you really make me sing

But I don't think we'll marry 'cause I can't afford five rings



yeah you're...