Down in the graveyard on a Saturday night when the chains on the gates are locked up tight.

You're my graveyard girlfriend.

The whole damn world is going to hell, but when I'm with you I could never tell.

You're my graveyard girlfriend.

The dead are all at rest in peace, with just the bare necessities.

You're my graveyard girlfriend.

I don't care what the neighbors say;

I'll be your graveyard boyfriend 'til my dying day.

You're my graveyard girlfriend.

One day I'll lay next to you in a beautiful coffin built for two.

You're my graveyard girlfriend.