I'm a mother, I'm a lover
A chef, a referee 
I'm a doctor and a chauffeur 
Seven days a week
I ain't asking for a medal
Yeah, I know you work too
I'd just like a little credit
Where credit is due

It's the hardest gig I've known
I work my fingers to the bone
Yeah, the dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k
I know this may come as a shock
But this here's a full time job

Well, I'm taking a vacation
I could use a little fun
I'll be sipping on the silence
And soaking up the sun
I'm leaving you my apron
You can try it on for the size
You said there's nothing to it
So, I'm sure you'll be fine

It's the hardest gig I've known
I work my fingers to the bone
Yeah, the dishes and the diapers never stop
Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k
I know this may come as a shock
But this here's a full time job

In a day or maybe two
You'll be changing your tune
By then you'll be ready to drop
Working my full time job
Working my full time job