Green Jellÿ
Green Jellÿ - What Would Brian Boitano Do songtekst
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Brian... skate Brian... Brian... What would Brian Boitano do If he was here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd follow through That's what Brian Boitano'd do Brian... skate Brian... When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics Skating for the gold He did two sow cows and a tripple lutz Wearing a blind fold And when Brian Boitano was in the Alps Fighting grizzly bears He used his magical fire-breath And saved the maidens fair Brian... skate Brian... So what would Brian Boitano do If he was here today? I'm sure he'd kick an arse or two That's what Brian Boitano'd do Brian... skate Brian... When Brian Boitano travelled through time To the Year 3010 He fought the evil Robot King To save us all again And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids He beat up Kubla Kahn Because Brian Boitano doesn't take shit From anybody... (No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy! Don't eat those!) I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings (x7) Brian... skate Brian... When Brian Boitano was born On the planet of Graylok He came to Earth to save us all From boring death and stuff Heighdy-ho and heighdy-hey! Brian Boitano's here! So run to the lawyer denouncing this And tell him to have no fear Say come over here my honey I'm gonna take off my pants I'm gonna make dirty love to you 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do 'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do