(Written and sung by Tre Cool)

I got a rock n' roll band
I got a rock n' roll life
I got a rock n' roll girlfriend
And another ex-wife

I got a rock n' roll house
I got a rock n' roll car
I play the shit out the drums
And I can play the guitar

I got a kid in New York
I got a kid in the Bay
I haven't drank or smoked nothin'
In over 22 days

So get off of my case
Get off of my case

OFF OF MY CASE!