We wore the little pleated skirts and hiked them up to show our goods

Nuns beat hoes up with rulers as in line for cigarettes we stood

In sweater vests we learned to stay chaste and 'bout 'macculate conception

While at recess we read Hustler, compared means of contra.





More, more! After kneelin' on the church floor

Sore, sore! After kickin' down the choir door

Tore, tore! Up the holy fucking sacrament

Whore, whore! Gravy Train's the living testament



Priests wanted to buy Funky cars but she said HELL NO

Nuns asked to cruise around in bars, Drunky said HELL NO

Altar boys followed Hunky 'round but he said HELL NO

The pope tried buying me a town but I said HELL NO





Lemme see those titties bounce!