Well I wanna get in the whole world's pants

and when my beaver's hungry preemies ain't got a chance

I turn it out in granny glasses and hot pants

and my digs are decked out for statutory romance

WITH HIM EVERY NITE I WANNA ROCK OUT

WITH HIM EVERY NIGHT I WANNA ROCK OUT

WITH HIM EVERY NITE UNDER THE HUMP LITES

OH YEAH HUMP LITES OH YEAH

Well they call me your grandma cuz I'm two-hundred-and six but I got a lollipop you know you wanna lick

I'll bounce up and down on the preemie trampoline

and shake my pop-poms cuz I'm Chunky Superteen

(Repeat chorus)

Cuz I am your grandma She is your grandma!!! x8