Every time a hamburger looks into my eyes

I forget all of my sadness and the Happy Meal prize

Cuz I'm a starving motherfucker who wants much bigger thighs

Get so horny when a onion ring gets fucked by a fry 



What can I do? I love you, I'd hump you, it's cool

I just don't care what they say 

Know what I'll do, I love you, I'll hump you, it's cool

And we'll be happy that way (Burger Baby) 



I'm the kinda lady who will get down and spread

Spray that shit all over me untill Carl Junior is dead

Uh, the ketchup that is-just paint my space titties red

And grab a condom so your condiments don't spill on the bed 



Weepin' like a bitch one night I just couldn't stand it

Knocked up with a burger baby and I just hadn't planned it

Called up Smokehouse for cash, they said, "We don't understand it!"

I said "Burger Abortion I Don't Ask It I Demand It!" 



What can I do? Can't kill you, I love you, I do

I'll just raise you as my son 

Know what I'll do, won't kill you, I love you, I do

And you'll be my only one (Burger Baby)