On the Mississippi River, I was born in '59
Mississippi River, I was born in '59
Down in Dinkytown, old Bob Dylan freezin' his behind

Go down to the shore, drink us some wine
Well we tumble down to the shore, drinkin' some wine
I only did it one time

Took a whole lot of girls, then went down to the shore
Took a whole lot of girls, then went down to the shore
Took a boy down once, played the blues, and he ain't 
here no more

Well it's MPLS
The place that I like best
Well it's MPLS
The place that I like best
MPLS, yeah, yes

Drinking in a bar, drinking in a bar for fun
Drinking in a bar, drinking in a bar for fun
We always pay sitting next to little son(?)

Well it's MPLS
The place that I like best
Well it's MPLS
The place that I like best
Well I don't care, don't call, I don't want no St. Paul
MPLS, oh yes, you guessed

MPLS
MPLS
MPLS
MPLS
MPLS
The place that I like the very best
MPLS
MPLS
MPLS
MPLS
MPLS
The place that I like the very best
MPLS