"Hey girl you need a lift"
 "Ah ha"
 "I got this big black caddy outside to take you wherever you want to go"
 "Oh really"
 "You wanna see it?"
 "Yeah"
 "Oh what's that"

 My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
 My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy

 Hey girl you wanna take a little spin
 Well just hop on because you can't get in
 But just be carefull how you (sit down)
 Or I'll make you (get down)
 I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from town to town
 You ought to be glad that I let you cum
 The only kind of gas I ever use is premium
 As we were driving to our destination on a quest
 She said,"May I relax on your big head rest?"
 Now we listened to her favorite song,relaxed and layed back
 As I brove,her to Jersey on my big black Cadillac

 My big.... black.... Caddy....Caddy
 My big.....black.... Caddy....Caddy

 Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on slick wet roads
 That's when I put my black Caddy in cruise control
 You fella's Caddy's on the side of the road,then go tow it
 Because my horn is workin' fine,don't believe me
 Come blow it
 Not Mercedes,BMW,Porsche or Masarati,it's a big fat stretch
 I'm tellin' everybody (my big black Caddy)
 Yo,I know ain't nothing wrong with your hearin'
 And I got a strong back that provides the power steering
 The fellas all (jealous) The ladies all (want it)
 You can't get in it but you all can ride on it

 My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
 My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy

 A huh,huh,well,it's not the kind of Caddy that runs on gas
 It's the kind of Caddy that runs on (ass)
 The ladies waitin' in line to keep polished and shined
 It's designed so they never make one like mine
 It's rammed through many towns
 Really got around (did work,done damage)
 And it never broke down
 My Cadillac is great,earth's 8th wonder of the world
 Take it out my garage and scare the (shit out of girls)
 It's big,you dig,but there no need to panic
 'Cause the Caddy's fully loaded and it's aerodynamic

 My big.... black.... Caddy...Caddy
 My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy

 Joy-riding with my Caddy,cold chillin',gettin' loose
 When I saw this flygirl who needed a boost
 So I dipped into her bumpers with skill and with class
 She screamed."Harder,won't you give me just a little more gas"
 Doin' my best so she wouldn't feel inferior
 She said "I like your nice plush vinyl exterior"
 She was holdin' on tighter than a figure-four leg lock
 This is what she said the first time she saw the jock
 (Who Johnny Carson,your Caddy's so large)
 (But you can park your Cadillac in my greasy garage)

 My big.....black.....Caddy...Caddy
 My big.....black I drives a Caddy....Caddy