Siamese, Portuguese, dirty knees-

Look at these

rookies around us;

Aren't you glad you found us?

If you are who you say you are,

get up here to the bar,

We'll plot out a plan

to take down the man



We'll start with that new future

superstars and steal all their

decorative rocks,

and fight all their rent-a-cops

And for the freeway maintainers

who assist our escape,

We've got sandwiches, juice,

and cold Gatorade



We'll expose all the bicyclists

who really are

DUI students

who can't drive their cars.

And we'll take stucco dust

and wet drywall sludge,

combine it just right to make

Fuck the Valley Fudge.



Applebee's, Chuck E. Cheese, dirty deeds- don't you see?

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

It's my hate and my love



Nepalese, antifreeze, calories – can't you see?

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

It's my hate and my love

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

It's my hate and my love

Fuck the Valley Fudge,

It's my hate and my love



Fuck the Valley Fudge,

Fuck the valley



Fudge