You call me Big Ben
When you know I ain't got the time
You call me Rock a feller
When you know I ain't got a dime
Nothin' I can do to keep you satisfied
I tried to hold you but my hands were tied
Nothin' from nothin' makes it cold outside
If you don't like it you can kiss this guy goodbye
All I make is peanuts
And you still talk about the Ritz
Chicken pot pie
Ain't made from chickenshit
Nothin' I can do to keep you satisfied
I tried to hold you but my hands were tied
Nothin' from nothin' makes it cold outside
If you don't like it you can kiss this guy goodbye
Nothin'