People of the earth your world is crap

You ain't even on the universe map

People of the earth you do not rock

You are nothing but a fluffy frock

People of the earth you have failed

You still worship The Sun and The Daily Mail



People of the earth are you hearing me

I'm dropping you a line from the cosmic city 

There's nothing on the telly and the radio's shite 

So I'm gonna blow you off with my meteorite



People of the earth you are not cool

You eat hamburgers and go to school

People of the earth you are bland

You ain't even got a decent band

People of the earth you have no clue

You still wear kagools and tennis shoes



People of the earth are you hearing me

I'm dropping you a line from the cosmic city 

There's nothing on the telly and the radio's shite 

So I'm gonna blow you off with my meteorite



People of the earth