I like my summer home

Love my yuppie job

Got a cellular phone in my brand new Saab

I love my wife and my girlfriend too

I just love myself

You're gonna love me too


Came out west to find myself

Did the Maharishi squat on the continental shelf

Got a groovy set of morals

And an Elvis Presley do

I'll swap my wife for yours

Anything for you


Got to stay away from the left coast groovies

Living their lives like a cheesy movie

The wrap around shades and the air-head cuties

Got a new-age stench because he traded his Patchouli


Can the wicked feed the hungry

Can the children teach the old

About a new way, a revolution

We're moving backwards, out of control

Out of control, out of control


Came out west to find myself

Did the Maharishi squat on the continental shelf

Got a groovy set of morals

And an Elvis Presley do

I'll swap my wife for yours

Anything for you


Got to stay away from the left coast groovies

Living their lives like a cheesy movie

The wrap around shades and the air-head cuties

Got a new-age stench because he traded his Patchouli


Got to stay away from the left coast groovies

Living their lives like a cheesy movie

The wrap around shades and the air-head cuties

Got a new-age stench because he traded his Patchouli