Telling me how to live my life

Where's your bible? Where's your money?

You can't sell religion through the tube

Send you money, we'd all get screwed



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Religious Ripoff/ Gospel Scam

Ernest Angeley/ Billy Graham

Upside-down cross is what you should wear

Religious Ripoff everywhere



T.V. evangelists put on a show

Trying to tell me what they know

Just send us money and you'll be saved

Pretty soon you'll be our slave



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You say this program may change my life

When all you give me is song and dance

I can get that slime if I watch prime-time

What you do is gospel crime