Wa wa wa waltzing, waltzing with bears
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too
There's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do
So he can go waltzing, wa wa wa waltzing
So he can go waltzing, waltzing with bears

I went upstairs in the middle of the night
I tiptoed in and I turned on the light
But to my surprise, there was no one in sight
My Uncle Walter goes dancing at night

Wa wa wa waltzing, waltzing with bears
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too
There's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do
So he can go waltzing, wa wa wa waltzing
So he can go waltzing, waltzing with bears

I gave Uncle Walter a new coat to wear
When he came home it was covered with hair
Lately I've noticed several new tears
I'm sure Uncle Walter's been waltzing with bears

Wa wa wa waltzing, waltzing with bears
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too
There's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do
So he can go waltzing, wa wa wa waltzing
So he can go waltzing, waltzing with bears

We told Uncle Walter that he should be good
And do all the things that we think he should
But I know that he'd rather be out in the wood
I'm afraid we might loose Uncle Walter for good

Wa wa wa waltzing, waltzing with bears
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too
There's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do
So he can go waltzing, wa wa wa waltzing
So he can go waltzing, waltzing with bears

We begged and we pleaded, "Oh please won't you stay"
Managed to keep him at home for a day
But the bears all barged in, took him away
Now he's dancing with pandas
And he can't understand us
And the bears all demand at least one dance a day

Wa wa wa waltzing, waltzing with bears
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too
There's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do
So he can go waltzing, wa wa wa waltzing
So he can go waltzing, waltzing with bears

Wa wa wa waltzing, waltzing with bears
Raggy bears, shaggy bears, baggy bears too
There's nothing on earth Uncle Walter won't do
So he can go waltzing, wa wa wa waltzing
So he can go waltzing, waltzing with bears