Girls for dummies



Chapter one, here's the first mistake

treating girls like gold from the very first date

If you become their friend that's all you'll ever be



Chapter two, here's what to do

you find a girl who really likes you

and don't let her know that you like her too



Chapter three, now listen to me

Keep her emotions in agony

Keep on reading cause you're almost there



Chapter four, it's time to score

You followed the rules now she's your whore

Aren't you glad you listened to this song?



Now if you don't like what you're reading

we don't care for this reason

girls owe me so fuck you



Thanks to Shane Kramer (paranormalman90@aol.com) for these lyrics