Looking round on a cloud
He was looking for something important to do
Something big and loud

Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me

Mysterious things began to happen out in space
The Lord was cooking with a smile upon his face
He threw in a blessing
And he added a curse and said
I'm gonna create the universe

With a big bang, a big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me

The devil was given the job of looking after man
And the fire and the water and the air
But he used the power
To change the plan
And blame it on that asshole in the White House down there

Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me

When God looked down upon the work that he had done
There was blood upon his throne
The church was empty. They were praying to a gun
They're making big bangs of their own

Big bang, big bang
Big bang went the thing that created you and me