Some kinda fool stuck aluminum foil

On my satellite dish (2x)

He ruined a perfect evening

"Wheel of Fortune"'s what I missed



Had a new Mercedes

With them patent leather seats (2x)

Drunken driver on the freeway

Pulled my ride up in a heap



They said your treasure's where your heart is

My treasure started out nice an' green (2x)

Till my wife ran my waller

Through her washin machine



Ahhh ya can't take it with you

Better use it while you can (2x)

But understand you'll have to answer

To the One who put it all in your hand