Dad's in the garage
In a cardboard box
Some would think it was wrong
But I say it's not

Dad's in the garage
Place of legend and fable
He'll be missed, but not lost
Just as long as he's labeled

Gonna raise my kids well
Give 'em what he gave me
So if they ask you
Just tell them I'll be
Out in my garage

We had 43 boxes of textbooks on physics
20-odd more on parapsychology
Well there's DTP's papers, DTP's projects
Just one lonely box simply marked DTP

Gonna raise my kids well
Give 'em what he gave me
So if they ask you
Just tell them I'll be
Out in my garage