Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock,
Since the puritans gotta shock when they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today any shock they should try to stem,
Instead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.

In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking,
But now, God knows, anything goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words,
Now only use four letter words
Writing Prose, anything goes.

Anything you can be, I can be greater.
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.
(No You're Not! )
Yes I am!
(No You're Not! )
Yes I am!
(No You're Not!
Yes I am
Yes I am!

The World has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
When most guys today
That woman prize today
Are just silly gigolos!

Anything you can do I can do better.
I can hold any note longer than you!
(No You Can't! )
Yes I can!
(No You Can't! )
Yes I can!
(No You Can't)
Yes I can
Yes I,
Yes (No! )
I (You)
Can! (Can't! )

Anything Goes!