Who's the one can dan
Who's the biggest man
Who's a featherweight
Who's a heavyweight
Who's the first to show what they eat before
All that I know, is to the bathroom I go

Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time

Guess I'm the one can dan
Guess he's the biggest man
Guess I'm the featherweight
Guess he's a heavyweight

Spin, spin, spin, spin, room is spinning around me
Toilet bound, toilet bound, to whom, she I owe everything

Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time

I can drink more than you
Ma da can drink more than your da
Nahh nah nah nah na
Nahh nah nah nah na

Ma da's bigger than your da

Nahh nah nah nah na
Nahh nah nah nah na
Nahh nah nah nah na
Nahh nah nah nah na

Bah bah bah ba ba ba
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Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time
Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time

Red wine, white wine, I whitey all the time