Hello sailor, tell me what do think
 How was the big beach, how was the sand
 Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan
 How does it feel to be back on American soil
 Hearing no blood for oil

 Hello sailor, tell me what do you think
 Hello sailor, will we get him next week
 How does it feel to be hated and loved back home
 I'm telling you that you should have known
 That I'm a little despot, short and stout
 Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control
 When you tick me off, then the bullets fly out
 Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
 Free love is a whole lot of bullshit

 Hello sailor
 Hello sailor, buy you a smoke
 Hello sailor, can I tell you a joke
 Knock knock who's there
 No I'm just happy to see you
 It'll be a hundred if you come

 Hello sailor, tell me how does it feel
 Hello sailor, to be fighting for real
 Sailor they got you coming and going
 Sailor look out cause your pussy is showing
 How does it feel to be back on American soil
 Hearing no blood for oil

 I'm a little prostitute, I put and sell
 Here come the market monkeys with their little Fontainelles
 When they tip me over they better tip me well
 Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
 Free love is a whole lot of bullshit

 Hello sailor, buy you a fuck
 Hello sailor, you had much more than luck
 You had the US of Army on your side
 And that red white and pride

 Hello sailor, I mean women and men
 Hello sailor, you gonna be up for it again
 How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky
 Was it a rush to almost die

 Hello sailor
 I said hello sailor
 How does it feel to be back on American soil
 Hearing no blood for oil

 I'm a little
Here is my platform, here is my holy roller
 When you snow me under, I rock and roll you out
 Cause free love is whole lot of bullshit
 Free love is whole lot of bullshit
 Free love is whole lot of bullshit