I didn't know where I was at first
 Just that I woke up in your arms
 And almost immediately I felt sorry
 Cause I didn't think this would happen again
 No matter what I could do or say
 Just that I didn't think this would happen again
 With or without my best intentions
 And whatever happened to a boyfriend
 The kind of guy who tries to win you over
 And whatever happened to a boyfriend
 The kind of guy who makes love cause he's in it and

 I want a boyfriend
 I want a boyfriend
 I want all that boring old shit
 Like letters and sodas
 Letters and sodas

 You got up out of bed
 You said you had a lot of work to do
 But I heard the rest in your head
 And almost immediately I felt sorry
 Cause I didn't think this would happen again
 No matter what I could do or say
 Just that I didn't think this would happen again
 With or without my best intentions and

 I want a boyfriend
 I want a boyfriend
 I want all that stupid old shit
 Like letters and sodas
 Letters and sodas

 And I can feel it in my bones
 I'm gonna spend another year alone
 It's fuck and run
 Fuck and run
 Even when I was seventeen
 Fuck and run
 Fuck and run
 Even when I was twelve

 And I can feel it in my bones
 I'm gonna spend my whole life alone
 It's fuck and run
 Fuck and run
 Even when I was seventeen
 Fuck and run
 Fuck and run
 Even when I was twelve

 You almost felt bad
 You said that I should call you up but
 I knew much better than that
 And almost immediately you felt sorry
 Cause you didn't think this would happen again
 No matter what you could do or say
 Just that you didn't think this would happen again
 With or without your best intentions

 And whatever happened to a girlfriend
 The kind of chick who tries to win you over
 And whatever happened to a girlfriend
 The kind of chick who makes love cause she's in it and

 You want a girlfriend
 You want a girlfriend
 You
Like letters and sodas
 Letters and sodas
 Letters and sodas
 Letters and sodas