Uncle Bernie's got me on his knee

Chocolate fingers in his Tea

He thinks he's super cool

But he's a fool. 

And I've been sitting waiting here for hours

Sydney wont get out the shower

Another lazy boring Christmas morning round at ours



Daddy, Daddy told me

You'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to

If he know (he'd be cool)

Oh, im not that bad, dad, yeah yeah yeah



It's boring at Christmas

I'm no kid anymore 

And I'm too old for the panto

And too young for the sauce

But when the bells start ringing

I start grinning and lose my Christmas blues

I'll get my kiss under the mistletoe with you.



Grandma's had the best of all the sweets

Picking toffee out her teeth

She says she should've been a beauty queen.

And mother sighs as everybody shouts

We dont want no soggy sprouts

Another lazy boring Christmas morning round at ours. 





Daddy, Daddy told me

You'll never get from Santa what you're wanting to

If he know (he'd be cool)

Oh, im not that bad, dad, yeah yeah yeah



It's boring at Christmas

I'm no kid anymore 

And I'm too old for the panto

And too young for the sauce

But when the bells start ringing

I start grinning and lose my Christmas blues

I'll get my kiss under the mistletoe with you.