Sits on the front porch all day long
Watching the sidewalk and the front lawn
Lends a hand to any body she meets
Don't walk on the grass with your bare feet
Fat cat
Talkin' 'bout that fat cat
Shake it like this
Sho' 'nuf shake it like that

She's forty six pounds, grey and white
When she starts shakin', Lord what a sight
All that fur goes 2 feet wide
She's got Goodyear written on her side
Fat cat
Talkin' 'bout that fat cat
Shake it like this
Sho' 'nuf shake it like that

Walkin' down the street you can hear the sound
Of her big floppy butt just flopping around
Breathes pretty heavy every now and again
She's my favorite furry friend
Fat cat
Talkin' 'bout that fat cat
Shake it like this
Sho' 'nuf shake it like that
Shake it like this
Sho' 'nuf shake it like that
Shake it like this
Sho' 'nuf shake it like that