If anything could happen, I'd start on my way to heaven
I'd leave this world and all the thrills, like girls 
and 7/11
My families fine, my friends are all the guys on lives 
of the rich and famous
Will someone meet me at the pearly gates and let me in 
when I start knocking

Whoa, I wonder how I'll be remembered
Whoa, How about a star on Hollywood Blvd?

If I met God I'd smile alot
I hope my hairs OK and my tattoos fade as he hands down 
my penance
He said what did you do in 82' with that girl you 
weren't in love with?
I said I was young and dumb
Was there something wrong with having fun with one of 
your creations?

Whoa, I wonder how I'll be remembered
Whoa, How about a star on Hollywood Blvd.?

I want a window seat I don't want anything to pass me
It's a new parade it's Judgement Day for me

What ever happened to the records that were going 
platinum
Everybody just stood up and cheered and said the next 
big thing is coming
So I dropped a lot of acid, just to hear what the 
Beatles were saying
It's been 32 years and I really don't care, everyone's 
so depressing