I really love you baby

When I need a laugh

I check out passport photos

They're what give me that

Look at yours and your friends

See if you agree

Passport photos always

Do the biz for me



Show me one that you've got

You'd like to see enlarged

Show me one that doesn't

Look like your being charged



Smile of course you mustn't

That's the only rule

Irony of course is

You just look a fool

Sideburns down to your chin

Hair all long and straight

No doubt when you took it

You thought you looked great



Ain't nobody living

That's ever had one that

Ever did them justice

That just isn't a gaffe



For the life of me I don't

Understand why in Spain

When it rains at an airport

Mainly wet is the plane



I really love you baby

When I need a laugh

I check out passport photos

They're what give me that

Go through immigration

Waiting next in line

A man there can't believe it

When he looks at mine



Show me one that you've got

You'd like to see enlarged

Show me one that doesn't

Look like your being charged



Here's looking at you kid

Looking like you're from the twilight zone



I really love your body

When I need a laugh

I check out passport photos

They're what give me that

They're what give me that